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01

Oct

siriuslikesboys:

shoutout to all the hufflepuffs and ravenclaws who only get a quarter of the merch opportunities as everyone else

princessbindi:

I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.

They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.

Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

guinness world records man:
sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups:
i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe:
[drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

heichouandthetitans:

i love how JKR wrote hagrid so much what an amazing character


he was big and strong and gruff and into dangerous things

and he loved baking and being a parental figure and cried openly all the time

i love hagrid so much

(Source: officialtrowabarton)

30

Sep

When you consider things like the stars, our affairs don’t seem to matter very much, do they?
Virginia Woolf (via observando)

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

(Source: emotionsbye)

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

29

Sep

MEN ARE SO ANNOYING