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06

Oct

neil-gaiman:

amandapalmer:

evelynglucas:

Neil Gaimen and Amanda Palmer - Allan amato

tits.

Gaiman, actually. With an A.

neil-gaiman:

amandapalmer:

evelynglucas:

Neil Gaimen and Amanda Palmer - Allan amato

tits.

Gaiman, actually. With an A.

me:
*comes home*
my mom:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
me:
what
my mom:
do you KNOW how much trouble youre in
me:
what?????
my mom:
do you KNOW how many PEOPLE have DIED because of you
my mom:
do you KNOW how many buildings are BURNING
me:
???????????????????
my mom:
because YOU left a DISH IN THE SINK when you LEFT and I! had to put it away

swolizard:

sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad

05

Oct

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of 

there

like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone

like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything

(Source: the-gameissomething)

emptyb0dies:

bennyslegs:

aquamod:

xatu-apperatu:

masterofkarateandfriendship:

Cats of the Apocalypse

for the record these are amazing

Death is most peaceful. I find it sobering.

MARY
I SWEAR YOU REBLOG THIS ONCE A DAY
GOD BLESS YOU

GOD BLESS YOU MARY

emptyb0dies:

bennyslegs:

aquamod:

xatu-apperatu:

masterofkarateandfriendship:

Cats of the Apocalypse

for the record these are amazing

Death is most peaceful. I find it sobering.

MARY

I SWEAR YOU REBLOG THIS ONCE A DAY

GOD BLESS YOU

GOD BLESS YOU MARY

01

Oct

siriuslikesboys:

shoutout to all the hufflepuffs and ravenclaws who only get a quarter of the merch opportunities as everyone else

princessbindi:

I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.

They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.

Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

guinness world records man:
sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups:
i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe:
[drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

heichouandthetitans:

i love how JKR wrote hagrid so much what an amazing character


he was big and strong and gruff and into dangerous things

and he loved baking and being a parental figure and cried openly all the time

i love hagrid so much

(Source: officialtrowabarton)